Cats Demotivational Poster
DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet
TRUE TO LIFE -
CATS - Even if they had wings, they'd probably still just lie there.
SAY IT! - Say you did it, Or I choke you!
CAT LANGUAGE - We now know the signs.
LEONARDO DA VINCI CAN'T COMPREHEND -
WAR - it's hell
WHY ARE WE LAUGHING? - We've seen you naked, that's why!
CAT BATH -
EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?
KITTY BURRITOS - Chinese food going Mexican
BLACK CATS - Your preposterous human superstitions are quite illogical.
MY HATERS - They can kiss my ass!
CATS - They'll always leave ya hanging
RACIST CATS - I know it's wrong and when I'm done laughing I'm totally going to tell him to stop.
DEMON CATS -
THIS IS WHY - Dogs bite people!
SOLITARY CONFINEMENT - Sometimes, it's the lesser of two evils.
LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?
CATS - They're not man's best friend for a reason.
PWNED - it happens to the best of us
I TOLD YOU SO - I know...I know just help me out already!
KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER. - Michael Corleone
DOGS BEWARE - Cats are done being chased
NOW WHAT? -
QUALITY CONTROL - Tells You How It Is
CATS - Woman's fluffy thing The Devils cute assassins And Dogs biggest threat
I SWEAR TO GOD -
FRIENDSHIP - It doesn't matter if your black, white or an entirely different species.
ROCK BOTTOM - She took it all, that cruel bitch, ALL OF IT! The scratching post, the litter box, even the kittens man. I just don't wanna deal with it anymore..I can haz gun in my mowth?! I need some nip
MARRIED MEN -
CATS ARE INTERESTING - They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you, it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well.
FUTURE CRAZY CAT LADY - 'nuff said.
THE PM'S CAT - Cats were once worshiped as gods They have never forgotten this
CAT'S PHILOSOPHY -
LASER CATS - If Laser Cats are outlawed, only outlaws will have Laser Cats
PWNED - When you are owned and powerless to do anything about it. Just deal with it.
CONFIDENCE - It is only necessary to have courage, for strength without self-confidence is useless. - Giacomo Casanova
WHILE THE CAT'S AWAY - Mice play special ops spy games.
FINALLY, - Someone gets it.
HARRY POTTER - The kids book even cats like, sad, pathetic, single cats.
WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.
THE CARROT - Feel The Carrot Be The Carrot Be One With The Carrot
CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!
DELUSIONS VS HALLUCIANTIONS -
REALIST - I'm gonna need a MUCH longer tongue.
THE POWER OF INVISIBILITY! - Well the invisibility coat i ordered didn't work ... But the bike does!
LOLCATS - The most annoying of all the bugs in the Matrix
RESPECT - Taking out the baddest cat proves you got fur on your balls. Fresh in the joint you either earn your respect, or forever be called a lil pussy... cat.
TIGER SHARKS -
CATZ - they dont need to talk to show their emotions
MICROMANAGEMENT - Bosses micromanage because they think they know how to do your job but they don't have clue about how to do theirs.
DOGS - Mans best friend Gods faithful servant And cats worst nightmare
DIET WATER -
CAT JUGGLING - The latest sweeping social craze.
LOADED QUESTIONS - Is it OK Mom, if the Cats sleep on my bed tonight?
LOL REINDEER -
HOW DOES THAT SONG GO AGAIN~ - I'm gonna whoop somebodies azz...woo I'm gonna whoop somebodies azz.
HIPNOTISM - give the cat your food, give the cat your food.
THUNDER HO - Cheetara..Speed, Agility, and one long stick..no wonder she the HOE
NINJA CATS - There are several behind you. But you'll never find them.
DAEMONIC CATS - Because every bad guy needs a fluffy companion to warm his knees while he destroys the world.
Hunting Song -
Your Car? -
MEOW YOU TELL ME... -
THAT RED DOT - I'm never going to catch it, am I?
CATS - now they have psychic powers
HOLDING BACK - Sometimes it's easier just to let it all out
POKER NIGHT AT SEANS -
DOGS - There's a good reason why they are 'Mans best friend'
I LOVE CATS. - Me too! Wanna swap recipes?
FLYING CATS - If you have to take the kids on a trip, do it on acid.
POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures
KITTY CATS -
MURDEROUS RAGE - I'd be sleeping with one eye open.
PIRATES - Every household should have one.
THIS CAT - is having a bad hair day!
DEATH KITTEH - Yeah, you're pretty much f@(%d!
CATNIP QUANDRY -
SCREW THE CATS -
COSPLAY - sometimes IS a good idea
JOSIE ANT THE PUSSYCATS - Long tails and ears for hats
AFFAIRS - "Honey...It isn't what it looks like!"
PAWS - HOLY CRAP! We're screwed.
IS DRUXY A WORD? -
PUSSYWILLOWS, CATTAILS - A happy arrangement: Many people prefer cats to other people, And many cats prefer people to other cats.
DROP THE DUECE - "We're not even going talk about the land mines my cat set in your yard, are we?"
NATURAL ORDER - Even as a baby Stevie knew how it should be; Men on top, pussy on the bottom.
Believe it or not -
FLYING CATS - Fluffles initial attempt at flight..... not a major success
IT'S TOUGH - to really get motivated in the morning
STANLEY IPKISS - poor guy
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